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02 February 2011 @ 07:36 am
The Real Reason McCoy Would Never Sleep With Kirk  
"Jim, how the hell did you catch Arcturan Mega-Clap? It only affects-"

"It's not what you think! That Andorian girl told me she worked in a rodeo!"

McCoy folded up his tricorder with a sigh. "What were her exact words?"

Kirk looked away. "Arcturan Mega-Donkey show."

"You're lucky there's a cure. Take these pills-- all of 'em, we don't want this thing to develop resistance-- and you're staying on Enterprise for the next two weeks."

"Bones, I can't swallow this." The pills were about the size of Kirk's thumb.

"You're not supposed to: it's a suppository. Now get out of here."
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